Customer Care
We ship our product right from our apartment. Or the park. Or the sidewalk. Or wherever Max happens to be when inspiration strikes. Then we ship it straight to your door in one business day. That’s our promise to you, our loyal (and only) customer. If you are not completely satisfied with your fresh, ripe, steamy poo, we’ll give you a full refund. And don’t even worry about sending it back—it’s our gift to you.